Economy Salvation (General Human Standardized Test)

The main problem facing the progress of Jordanian economy is the excessive existence of …well … people. Any first year economy major when asked how a third world country’s economy can be enhanced will say: “if there were less people ….”. So, totally basing my argument on this fact -not on my evil nature :)- I can help a growing country become a major one in a decade.

Ok, here’s how. We make a general test that can grade people according to some very important criteria. That’s why we came up with the (General Human Standardized Test) or (GHST). It has four main criteria: IQ, looks, fitness, character. Every category has a maximum of 10 making a total maximum of 40 (in the basic version). After applying this test on all people, we make a curve and you take the lower 50% and put them in a huge place. We convince those people that we are atheists (not that hard!) and that we will kill them in the name of Lucifer. Knowing that they will die anyway, most people will fight; having a choice is what makes people not fight. So you will have these 50% fighting for their “religion” while being confined in a big closed space that will soon be exploded. They will go to heaven , 50% in heaven is a very good start don’t you think ?(IN YOUR FACE god).(K.N. suggested that everyone will have a different death method depending on his grade, which is an interesting idea, but that makes us put too much effort into killing the redundant 50%).

EXTENDED GHST:

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You think I put too much effort into it….. Well ….. I am weird … and free.