Social Misfit ?
I recently discovered that I was called a "Social Misfit" on one of my friend's blogs ... and now I really feel the urge to retaliate by explaining where I didn't fit and leave the decision of whether the misfitting is necessarily a bad thing in this case. I first need to introduce my abdomen pain gauge : empty [----------] , full [***********]
Breakfast at Bakehouse :
Nine people having breakfast at the bakehouse .... a geeky looking dude is sitting in front of his girlfriend which happened to sit beside me, if you put the two over each other their combined height will be 1.65m. (I don't have a racial problem with little people). OK, the little dude explains how he changed his profession because of a Simpsons episode, and he now studies or finished studying communications , so from now on in this post we will call him the "communicator" or "COM" for short, this has nothing to do with Nokia or cum. [----------]
COM starts talking about his favorite breakfast (remember this dude has an accent as aristocrat as Marie Antoinette) , he says : "i go eat two Falafel sandwiches, then I top them with some omelettes and a KitKat" end f story , APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO SHARE SOMETHING INTERESTING I DON'T NEED TO HEAR WHAT IS UR FAVORITE KIND OF DICK !!! [**--------].
COM starts talking again !!! and I'm like : please don't for fuck sake !!! He explains how he and his precious wife, I mean girlfriend, communicate when they go to festivals (as if there were that many) because they're short (they opened the height subject 15 times, SO SECURE). They wave their hands in the air and call each others name (and of coarse they had the need to demonstrate by waving on the table)"COOOOOMMM" .... "COOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAA" [***-------]
COM starts talking again an idea of a show he has , which deeply enough is about food ! This time I chose to block the thing about his gay cooking show , until of coarse he mentioned that he will play violin after he finished cooking ... and I go "No body will ever want to see your 8th grade TALENT SHOW". And how about some interesting subject for a change [*****-----]
THE DIET PEPSI INCIDENT :
I make the mistake of ordering a diet Pepsi . And as dull as these people can be they found this to be strange and asked why did I order a diet Pepsi: "To soak my dick in it before I pee in your glass and tell u this is ice tea gone warm !!!!" . I mean why else would I order one , it's not like I want to DRINK A DIET PEPSI !!!!!!!! And after I finished they had the nerve of asking me "how was it?" ...They noticed that I finished just after I finished it , which means they were watching me drink the diet Pepsi all the time !!!!! CREEPY !!!!! [*******---]
THE TUMMY INCIDENT :
COMMA stands up to apparently check her self up , although u wouldn't notice that she ever stood up..... As clumsy as she is her top was showing a little of her tummy which I chose to ignore because I was hungry and I needed to finish my "Breakfast Supreme" without actually vomiting... But NOOOOOOOOO ..... they can't let this pass ........ COM tells COMMA :"cover yourself woman" remember this guy is Marie Antoinette.... She being the man in the relationship tells him , that he can fuck himself , and she shows more of her tummy , at which point COM caves in his chair and respects her personality... [**********]****
At this point I really had an acute abdominal pain ... I thought I will not be able to hold anything down .... My reptilian brain told me to kick COM's ass and vomit on COMMA's head which by the way was going to happen by accident. But my mammalian brain intercepted the signal and we chose to walk out without getting our hands dirty.
And so I couldn't fit in the "society" so I'm a "Social Misfit" ... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
